Use of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career
One day pornography will be respectful, mainstream and earnestly discussed on nightly news programmes and this video will cease to be funny. Until that day…
College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed
This was not CNN’s coverage of the Steubenville Rape Trial, but you wouldn’t know it if you compared the two.
Rare Pornographic Movie Shot At Vatican For First Time Since 1982’s ‘Pope Fisters IV’
The Pope’s residence has actually been a prime porn movie location for the past 30 years.
What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Future Employers About You?
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
With all the tragedies unfolding around the World and thanks to modern 24 hour media, when is a good time to choke the bishop or stroke the budgie’s tongue?
I know that I probably shouldn’t masturbate today. But, I dunno. Should I not masturbate on Pearl Harbour Day too?
Right on, brother!
DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted of Bear Attack
Issues of racial discrimination in the United States have clearly progressed so far since the abolition of slavery that the difference between a brutal killing carried out by an African-American and a grizzly bear is a distinction without a difference.
Live From Congress: Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids Online
Rep. Gelinas proposes an educational bill to increase the number of young people he meets in under-13 chat rooms.
Eewwwwooooh. I mean, just… Eewwwwoooh!
Prague’s Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
Up there with Camus’ The Outsider as one the best potted existentialist nightmares.
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
If there is a funnier, more succinct demonstration of how humans are natural capitalists, I would like to see it.
Police Say That School Shooter Had History Of School Shootings
With America’s approach to gun laws clearly not fucking working, they may as well let the perpetrators roam free to commit further massacres.
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
Fox News hard-right reactionary hack gets the epitaph he deserves.
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51 Year Old Pedophile
The Onion predicts Operation Yewtree two years early and 30 years younger.
Pedophiles Upset at Girls Field Hockey Team Uniform Change
Best read alongside this missive from the head of a local paedophile action group:
So please. Speak up. Pedophiles alone cannot change the tide of pedophile-unfriendly behavior at girl’s field hockey and girl’s diving and co-ed wrestling and boys fencing. Call up your school board and demand change, or else call, breathe heavily into the phone and emit a high-pitched cackle. Together we can make a difference.
Together, we are all pedophiles
Well, quite.
Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator
Darwin would be proud.
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